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Homer: The other day, I was so desperate for a beer that I ate the sand under the bleachers at a football game.
Reverend Lovejoy: I cast thee out!

My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!

Moleman

To lift the spider's curse, simply recite a Bible verse. Uh... Thou shalt not... Oh, the hell with it. (Homer, throws a rock at the spider's head.)

Homer

My name is Otto; I love to get blotto.

Otto
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