Oh my God, Mr. Burns is dead! Why do the good always die so young?

Smithers

Mr. Burns: Careful, Smithers, that sponge has corners you know.
Smithers: I'll go find a spherical one, sir.

(pleading for his job without using the letter 'e') I'm a good work... guy.

Lenny

Lisa, quit getting in the way of your wealthy brother's peas!

Homer

The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 18 Quotes

Mr. Burns: I specifically said, no geeks!
Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool...

I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.

Lionel Hutz