Oh my God, Mr. Burns is dead! Why do the good always die so young?


Mr. Burns: Careful, Smithers, that sponge has corners you know.
Smithers: I'll go find a spherical one, sir.

(pleading for his job without using the letter 'e') I'm a good work... guy.


Lisa, quit getting in the way of your wealthy brother's peas!


The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 18 Quotes

(Homer wants to keep Hans Moleman as a replacement for Bart.)
Homer: (Kisses Moleman's head.) It's like kissing a peanut.
Marge: Homer, I want that thing out of my house.

I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.

Lionel Hutz