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Oh my God, Mr. Burns is dead! Why do the good always die so young?

Smithers

Mr. Burns: Careful, Smithers, that sponge has corners you know.
Smithers: I'll go find a spherical one, sir.

(pleading for his job without using the letter 'e') I'm a good work... guy.

Lenny

Lisa, quit getting in the way of your wealthy brother's peas!

Homer
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 18 Quotes

I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.

Lionel Hutz

He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat.

Mr. Burns
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