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(Homer wants to keep Hans Moleman as a replacement for Bart.)
Homer: (Kisses Moleman's head.) It's like kissing a peanut.
Marge: Homer, I want that thing out of my house.

I just don't want to be here, Dad. Besides, I started a fire this morning that I really should keep an eye on.

Bart

Oh my God, Mr. Burns is dead! Why do the good always die so young?

Smithers

Mr. Burns: Careful, Smithers, that sponge has corners you know.
Smithers: I'll go find a spherical one, sir.

(pleading for his job without using the letter 'e') I'm a good work... guy.

Lenny

Lisa, quit getting in the way of your wealthy brother's peas!

Homer
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