Bart: Looks like Mr. Vanilla just grew some chocolate chips.
Seymour: Save your analogies for the analogy portion of the exam.

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All my extra credit points are like frequentflier miles on a bankrupt airline.

Lisa

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Chalmers: I hate waiting. That's why I hate risotto.
Skinner: Even mushroom risotto?
Chalmers: What do you think?!?

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Never convicted. They couldn't find the body. Anyone care for some chicken-pete-pie?

Lunchlady (on being accused of murdering her husband)

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When I found out shrimp cocktails had no alcohol, I really lost interest.

Homer

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