The Resident
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Laurie: Who are you?
Conrad: I'm your doctor.
Laurie: No, my doctor is Conrad Hawkins. I just talked to him. I never met you in my life
Laurie: I'm afraid to fall asleep. Go ahead, tell me I'm going to go home, and there's nothing wrong with me. That's exactly what the other three doctors said.
Conrad: Actually, women under 35 are the most misdiagnosed subset in the country so, no. I don't want to tell you that. Whatever you're experiencing is taking a toll on you. It's very clear.
Bell: What would cause a website not to load on my computer?
Grayson: Uh, the hospital blocks porn.
Bell: I'm the CEO of the hospital. I don't watch porn.
Grayson: Everyone watches porn.
Bell: I'm not watching porn.
Grayson: Right, because it's blocked.
AJ: Wait, you have human kids?
Kit: Two from my first marriage. All grown now, and one of my kids has a kid. Goodnight, chaps.
AJ: Her kid has a kid.
Devon: She's a grandmother.
Bradley: So you trust Julian?
Mina: Not at all. I trust Devon.
This is the end. I don't want his last moments to be torture and neither do you. He needs you, both of you.
Conrad
Mina: How are you doing?
Nic: Heartbroken. That family.
Jasper: I'm not going to grow up to be a police officer.
Conrad: What do you want to be now.
Jasper: I'm not going to grow up.
Bell: Who are you?
Ken: I am Ken. What kind of pressure do you prefer, doctor?
Doctors want the devices that work best for patients. Our administration chooses the device manufacturer that gives them the greatest profit margin.
Kit
Bradley: You can't resist putting your hands on my heart again?
Mina: That is a stretch.
Conrad: How does someone like that guy end up in pediatrics?
Nic: The same way HODAD ended up in the OR. You OK?
Conrad: How do you tell a mother her child is dying?
