Doc: I'm beginning to lose my patience.
Conrad: Mine is already gone.

AJ: A year ago Ernest was the life of the party. What happened?
Conrad: I think he's being poisoned.

Patient's wife: At least he remembers my name. Sometimes I wish he didn't.
Conrad: No one takes care of the caretaker.

Laurie: I deserve the nightmares.
Conrad: Everyone gets nightmares. I have my own from time to time.

AJ: Wait, you have human kids?
Kit: Two from my first marriage. All grown now, and one of my kids has a kid. Goodnight, chaps.
AJ: Her kid has a kid.
Devon: She's a grandmother.

Conrad: Maybe when you stop lying to me, I'll consider going to an island with you.
Marshall: Sharing everything all the time is not something I'm interested in.
Conrad: Nope, but I am.
Marshall: Son, I'm a lot of things, but a hypocrite isn't one of them.
Conrad: What's that supposed to mean?
Marshall: I'm not exactly sitting across from an open book. You left home, and I didn't see you for ten years. I had to hire a private investigator to track you down. So don't ask of me what you won't do yourself.

Family is complicated. You just got to hope that they'll be there for you in the end.

Conrad

Bell: Vitals are improving.
Mina and Voss: Showoff.
AJ: Hey, if you got it, flaunt it.
Bell: As we were.
AJ: Hashtag. Team Chastain.

You can't just take care of everyone except for you. You know that.

Jessie

Marshall: So when was the last time you took a few days off to recharge your battery?
Conrad: I have no idea.
Marshall: I did the same thing when I was your age. Burned it at both ends until I burned out.

Mina: You're being codependent.
Nic: How about, great party! Are you having a great time?
Mina: I don't ask questions I already know the answer to.

Laurie: Earlier you told me not to hold back, so you do the same. Just tell me the truth.
Conrad: Do you have any family history of schizophrenia?

The Resident Quotes

If you so much as lay a finger on Dax Ramsey, I'll have you thrown out and sued.

Logan

Bell: You're saying my surgeon broke the valve in the OR.
Gordon: Exactly. The cause of Bradley Jenkins' death is operator error.