If I get it you have to drink it. If I don't get it, I have to drink. That's how I'm gonna play it.

Tinsley

So she should have gone to a fraternity instead of FIT.

Sonja

There are nights where I really miss drinking. Tonight is not one of those nights.

Luann

Sonja: Luann, do you have my vibrator i asked you to get me?
Leah: Are you going to masturbate for everybody?

I mean, this is more like frat guys getting wasted than a lovely drinks party with the ladies.

Luann

Sonja: Just because we're in a $30 million...
Ramona: $39 million.
Sonja: Like a $39 million bitch.

You proclaim you love me, but I know that's not true. Good night ... from the lower level.

Luann

After 24 hours, we've already gotten her to drink.

Dorinda

I was never a trophy wife! I'm not arm candy, I don't shave my pussy.

Sonja

I'm always last on the totem pole when it comes to rooms when we go on vacations together. The lack of Ramona's consideration is just mindblowing.

Luann

Leah has a beautiful body, and I think that says something negative about her that she would get tattoos because it's very self. Is it defecating? Oh, no that's shitting on yourself. It's sort of shitting on yourself, but it's like self-defaming.

Sonja

Give me a break, a basement is a basement. It's like putting me in the attic and calling it the penthouse.

Luann