If I get it you have to drink it. If I don't get it, I have to drink. That's how I'm gonna play it.


So she should have gone to a fraternity instead of FIT.


I mean, this is more like frat guys getting wasted than a lovely drinks party with the ladies.


Sonja: Luann, do you have my vibrator i asked you to get me?
Leah: Are you going to masturbate for everybody?

There are nights where I really miss drinking. Tonight is not one of those nights.