Carole's a cat lady now.

Bethenny

There's no more "you go low, I go high." I'm not doing that anymore, I'm sorry Michelle Obama, I tried. It doesn't work.

Dorinda

I'll tell you how I'm doing, not well bitch!

Dorinda

I'm like Joe Pesci in the van in Home Alone.

Bethenny

Go get a bag of cucumbers and bananas and continue on, honey.

Dorinda

Why don't you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation and put an E-Z Pass on that vagina with your Holland Tunnel.

Dorinda

There's not a person in this room who hasn't fucked up.

Dorinda

I don't think there's anything possibly free about staying at Sonja Morgan's house. So I think Tinsley may not be paying with benjamins, but she's definitely paying in other ways.

Dorinda

Don't fuck with Dorinda, she's like a silent assassin.

Carole

Well our dinner party track record isn't very good.

Carole

Bethenny: I think I played a murderer.
Ramona: I could see that.

I am inclusive. My election party is bipartisan. Everyone is invited... sort of.

Carole