This show is so fucked up.


Men don't get involved in little cat fights, sweetheart. They don't. I can handle myself.

Teresa Aprea

Dina: I thought there were no props allowed Andy?
Andy: It's not a prop. It's evidence.

You cross a line, I will burn you to the ground.


Andy: (to Jim) Do you have an anger management problem?
Amber: No, he has an asshole problem.

People may look at me like she's like a heartless, callous bitch. No I'm not.

Teresa Aprea

I've got to blame myself. Who else am I going to blame?

Joe Giudice

They're kind of in their own world right now They're going through hell.

Joe Gorga