If this is to be my funeral, then let's get on with it.

Klaus

Rebekah: Our brother needs us and you scamper off like a rodent?
Kol: Oh, you're one to talk. Shouldn't you be planning your next epic jilt of dear Marcel? You know, happiness is a choice you're incapable of accepting.
Rebekah: Go to hell, Kol.
Kol: No, dear sister. I am going home to the woman I love instead of wallowing in this toxic codependent nightmare we call family. You know, that man has daggered us more times than can be counted so if this is Niklaus's way of finally biting the big one, we should be celebrating.
Rebekah: What I'm celebrating is the fact that he has matured. For once in his narcissistic life he's doing something for the rest of us. If we turn our backs on him now then we are no better than the monster he's been to us.
Kol: I never said I was better. Are you all bought into always and forever? I didn't.
Rebekah: You really don't care?
Kol: I don't.

I don't know how to say goodbye.

Klaus

Kol: You're lucky I didn't turn you into the world's blondest road kill.
Rebekah: And you're lucky I didn't crush your car like a toy you selfish prat.

The dark magic is destroying Hope from the inside out.

Rebekah

We may be damaged, but we are not doomed.

Rebekah

Freya: I'm so sad about Josh, and Ivy and everything that Hope is going through, but I look at you, and I can't help it. I'm happy. It just feels so selfish.
Keelin: Josh and Ivy wouldn't think so.
Freya: Yeah, well, they're not here.
Keelin: If they were here, they'd tell us not to waste it and they'd be right, so let's do it ... let's get married.
Freya: Yeah, that's the plan.
Keelin: No, let's get married today.
Freya: What?
Keelin: Yeah.
Freya: Today? I... yeah.
Keelin: Yeah? Okay.

Do you ever have an ex you just can't seem to get out of your system?

Hayley

Elijah: I need you to fix this.
Vincent: I don't know how to fix this, Elijah!

Elijah: A thousand years I have desperately tried to sway you towards some kind of reason.
Klaus: And for a thousand years, I've trusted you.
Elijah: So now what?

Ivy: Vincent?
Vincent: I'm here.
Ivy: What happened?
Vincent: Emmett poisoned you.
Ivy: I thought I was dead.
Vincent: Ivy, you are.

Hope: It's not working.
Klaus: You're holding back.
Hope: You really think I want to feel this way? No matter how hard I try to get it out, I don't feel any better.

The Originals Season 5 Quotes

Vincent: Josh, I don't know how many times I have told you that what goes on in this city is no longer any of Marcel Gerard's business, okay? And guys, this is what I'm always talking about. Marcel means Rebekah, Rebekah means Kol and Elijah, and I don't even want to think about Klaus right now 'cos apparently he has lost his mind.
Freya: Oh, come on, we don't know if those rumors are true.

Vincent: Okay, so we should probably get back to Mardi Gras prep.
Josh: Aw, come on, Vincent, we got this, alright? It's gone off without a hitch for what, seven years?
Vincent: Josh, that's because we haven't taken it for granted in seven years.