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Andy: Where'd you learn to puppet like that?
Erin: I've done it all my life.

Creed: It's Creed. FYI I'm starting my own paper company, looking to poach some chumps. You in?
Pam: Yes.
Creed: Cool. Let's keep this on the QT okay? I want you to be a dead mama jama.

If Angela can get a gay man to marry her, maybe I could get a lesbian to marry me. That's hot.

Kevin

Little advice. Take a day off from the whole Jim schtick. Try caring about something. You might like how it feels, James.

Ryan

Once a month, the lowest performing person, buh-bye.

Catherine Tate

There'd be no titles. Everyone has the same job. Same goes for me. I'd take your job. I'd reject the title.

Catherine Tate

How do I know that Robert is gay? He liked my facebook photos at three o'clock in the morning.

Ryan

Pam: You're in the gay mafia.
Oscar: You're thinking of another group. Much wealthier, much older. You sound ignorant.

Dwight: What's your daughter's name again? Pee Pee?
Jim: Pee Pa.

Kelly: Well I manage my department, and I've been doing that for several years now, and God I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way.
Jim: Your department's just you right?
Kelly: Yes Jim, but I am not easy to manage.

Angela's engaged to a gay man. As a gay man, I'm horrified. As a friend of Angela's, horrified. As a lover of elegant weddings, I'm a little excited.

Oscar

Pam: He talked about himself in the third person?
Angela: Yes Pam, not everyone is as informal as you and Jim. Oh hey Pam, dude. Wanna marry me?

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The Office Season 7 Quotes

It goes to show that everything you want in life you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.

Michael

In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.

Dwight
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