Darryl, you're on Facebook! Why do you tell people you're not on Facebook? People want to be your friends.


I probably tweeted it. I tweet, I text, I phone, I Skype ...


I think we can all agree it's either Gabe or Angela. [Flips coin] It's Angela. Get her, boys.


There are only like 12 minutes that I felt was worth taping. And most of that was just birds in my condo complex. And I miss Holly.


That teacher who was wrongfully accused of being a pedophile. We cannot led the pedophile win!


Michael: I know these people. I know when their birthdays are. I know what their favorite kind of cake is. I know what color balloons they like.
Jo: All that's just birthday information, Michael.

[to Andy] Put your hand up, Norma Rae.


I have an early dinner. With the chief of police.


Gabe: Stanley, it's your turn.
Stanley: I didn't do it.
Gabe: What a rich timber your voice has.

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