Darryl, you're on Facebook! Why do you tell people you're not on Facebook? People want to be your friends.

Nick

I probably tweeted it. I tweet, I text, I phone, I Skype ...

Kelly

I think we can all agree it's either Gabe or Angela. [Flips coin] It's Angela. Get her, boys.

Creed

There are only like 12 minutes that I felt was worth taping. And most of that was just birds in my condo complex. And I miss Holly.

Michael

That teacher who was wrongfully accused of being a pedophile. We cannot led the pedophile win!

Michael

Michael: I know these people. I know when their birthdays are. I know what their favorite kind of cake is. I know what color balloons they like.
Jo: All that's just birthday information, Michael.

[to Andy] Put your hand up, Norma Rae.

Phyllis

I have an early dinner. With the chief of police.

Michael

Gabe: Stanley, it's your turn.
Stanley: I didn't do it.
Gabe: What a rich timber your voice has.

Ryan: I just sent myself a woof.
Erin: Ryan, you have a Woof on Line 1.

You're Ali Larter, I'm Beyoncé.

Andy

[to Pam] You probably shouldn't keep a baby up that late.

Erin

The Office Season 6 Quotes

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!

Dwight

[in accent] There has been a lot of murder and a lot of intrigue. My poor little heart can barely take it no more. [regular voice] Today is the hardest I have worked in a long, long time.

Michael