Darryl, you're on Facebook! Why do you tell people you're not on Facebook? People want to be your friends.


I probably tweeted it. I tweet, I text, I phone, I Skype ...


I think we can all agree it's either Gabe or Angela. [Flips coin] It's Angela. Get her, boys.


There are only like 12 minutes that I felt was worth taping. And most of that was just birds in my condo complex. And I miss Holly.


That teacher who was wrongfully accused of being a pedophile. We cannot led the pedophile win!


Michael: I know these people. I know when their birthdays are. I know what their favorite kind of cake is. I know what color balloons they like.
Jo: All that's just birthday information, Michael.

[to Andy] Put your hand up, Norma Rae.


I have an early dinner. With the chief of police.


Gabe: Stanley, it's your turn.
Stanley: I didn't do it.
Gabe: What a rich timber your voice has.

Ryan: I just sent myself a woof.
Erin: Ryan, you have a Woof on Line 1.

You're Ali Larter, I'm Beyoncé.


[to Pam] You probably shouldn't keep a baby up that late.


The Office Season 6 Quotes

Hi I'm Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning.


'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it murder and not mukduk.