Smile if you love men's prostates.

Toby

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• Added: November 16, 2012

I'm gonna get nightmares with that face.

Nellie (about Dwight)

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• Added: November 16, 2012

It's business women and their power suits and their shoulder pads. Don't lie about your shoulders.

Dwight

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• Added: November 16, 2012

Dwight: He used to fight dogs.
Pam: Like he used to make dogs fight or he actually fought dogs?
Dwight: Little of this, little of that.

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• Added: November 16, 2012

Your daughter could be a bubble bath model. I could just bite her head off.

Dwight

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• Added: November 16, 2012