That is what it is all about. Not the perks. The perks, I could take or leave the perks. But, limos, are for people who make the company money, not lose millions and have no plan. So we're leaving early.


He can take the bus. He's had his limo ride.


Ryan: Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her?
Creed: I don't know man. I just don't know.

Dwight: Dwight Schrute, Scranton branch. I just wanted to say that I have been standing in this line all day. And if this line, is any indication of how this company is being run, then we are in BIG trouble! [applause] Thank you! Right, I know! And I just want to say that I believe there are options out there! A take a number option, like they have in a deli. [silence] What about line varieties? Like an express line, for quick comments, ten words or less. They could move, MUCH more efficiently. [silence] What about ropes, along the lines that you can hold on to?
CEO: Thank you. Thank you for your suggestions.
Dwight: Yes.

The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons, and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.


If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!

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