Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying... I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.

Kevin

Pam: What else was there?
Jim: Bottomless champagne.
Pam: Yes. We never found that bottom did we?

It goes to show that everything you want in life you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.

Michael

Blue Wasabi is so good but get the Cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.

Phyllis

The Office Season 7 Episode 15 Quotes

Michael: Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or go against type with an Eisenberg or Michael Cera.
Dwight: Movie idea?
Michael: Noooo...Saving the world has never been this hard.

It goes to show that everything you want in life you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.

Michael