Having a baby is exhausting - having two babies, now that's just mean.

Jim

Today we are all kings and queens.

Michael

Just imagine that instead of going to jail when you murdered someone, you got an ice cream cone. If that we the case, then in the summer time, everyone would go around killing people for the pleasure of an ice cream cone.

Michael

Michael: The sales department smashed my sandwich?
Darryl: Yes - all of them together. It's a conspiracy.

Salesman is king. As the best salesman I am king of kings. Oh, you say Jesus is king of kings? Well, what does that say to you about how I think of myself.

Dwight

Okay - Dwight out!

Dwight

You couldn't handle my undivided attention.

Dwight

First up - the Lost and Found has gone missing. It itself is lost, so please try and not loose anything until we find it.

Michael

Jim: Who's that?
Michael: Captain Jack Sparrow - Captain Jack Sparrow Jim!

Jim Jim - where do I find the black pearl?

Michael
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The Office Season 6 Episode 19 Quotes

Jim: Who's that?
Michael: Captain Jack Sparrow - Captain Jack Sparrow Jim!

Jim Jim - where do I find the black pearl?

Michael
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