The Office

The Office "New Leads" Quotes (Page 2)

Dwight: Well, the acorn becomes the oak.
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Michael: You are all successories!
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Jim: Having a baby is exhausting - having two babies, now that's just mean.
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Michael: Today we are all kings and queens.
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Michael: Just imagine that instead of going to jail when you murdered someone, you got an ice cream cone. If that we the case, then in the summer time, everyone would go around killing people for the pleasure of an ice cream cone.
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Michael: The sales department smashed my sandwich?
Darryl: Yes - all of them together. It's a conspiracy.
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Dwight: Salesman is king. As the best salesman I am king of kings. Oh, you say Jesus is king of kings? Well, what does that say to you about how I think of myself.
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Dwight: Okay - Dwight out!
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Dwight: You couldn't handle my undivided attention.
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Michael: First up - the Lost and Found has gone missing. It itself is lost, so please try and not loose anything until we find it.
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