I just want ONE mother f*cking delicious moment.

Andy

Gabe: Happy birthday to Gabe.
Nellie: Oh get out, Skeleton Man!

Darryl: What flavor is that?
Warehouse Guy: Coconut Penis.

It gets better, but it also gets vastly more complicated.

Robert

Phyllis: What's he doing?
Dwight: He's searching out younger gays.

The Office Season 8 Episode 24 Quotes

It gets better, but it also gets vastly more complicated.

Robert

Phyllis: What's he doing?
Dwight: He's searching out younger gays.