The Office Season 3 Episode 16: "Business School" Quotes
If you bring your boss to class, it automatically bumps you up a full letter grade. So... I'd be stupid not to do it, right?Ryan
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Michael: Oh hey, Kevin, nice of you to join us, where were you?
Kevin: My tire blew out on the way here, Michael.
Kevin: I almost died. I... I went into this skid...
Michael: Pop quiz.
Michael: Why is today a special day?
Kevin: I almost died.
Michael: Today's a special day, because I am being honored as a... visiting... professor, special lecturer, emeritus... how did you, how did you...
Ryan: You will be a guest speaker... in my Emerging Enterprises class.
Michael: In business school, Kevin. Business school.
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Michael: There are four kinds of business: tourism, food service, railroads, and sales. And hospitals/manufacturing. And air travel.
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Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.Dwight
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