The Odd Couple Season 1 Episode 5: "The Wedding Deception" Quotes
Oscar: Felix, I need to park Emily here with you.
Emily: Maybe there's a bike rack you guys could chain me to.
Foot off the gas, let him find it.
Dani
So I get to put on a suit and talk about how great you are? I was hoping to avoid that until your funeral.
Oscar
He's got them stashed all over the apartment like an alcoholic. I found one in the bookcase behind my vodka.
Oscar
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