Oscar: Felix, I need to park Emily here with you.
Emily: Maybe there's a bike rack you guys could chain me to.

Foot off the gas, let him find it.

Dani

So I get to put on a suit and talk about how great you are? I was hoping to avoid that until your funeral.

Oscar

He's got them stashed all over the apartment like an alcoholic. I found one in the bookcase behind my vodka.

Oscar

The Odd Couple Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

He's got them stashed all over the apartment like an alcoholic. I found one in the bookcase behind my vodka.

Oscar

So I get to put on a suit and talk about how great you are? I was hoping to avoid that until your funeral.

Oscar