You know who did great this week? The police, the FBI, DOJ, Homeland Security. In less than a hundred hours they found two needles in a haystack the size of the world. You know who sucked. Everybody else.

Will

Let's do sports Charlie. We love sports.

Will

Crowd sourcing law enforcement. That went off without a hitch in Salem.

Jim

This isn't going to be a reality show. We don't do good TV. We do the news.

Will

If I learn what happen based on the news I'm going to fucking lose my mind.

Charlie

We're not going based on tweets from witnesses we can't talk to. What credible news agency would do that?

Mac

I've worked very hard at cultivating no friendships outside of work and to be honest I was doing fine cultivating no friendships inside of work until you came along.

Will

Mac: Is there any chance Charlie's going to be sober when the ceremony starts?
Will: I have news for you. Your sisters will have taken a couple of dips from the well too.

The Newsroom Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

I've worked very hard at cultivating no friendships outside of work and to be honest I was doing fine cultivating no friendships inside of work until you came along.

Will

Mac: Is there any chance Charlie's going to be sober when the ceremony starts?
Will: I have news for you. Your sisters will have taken a couple of dips from the well too.