We don't need a Kramer and if we needed one, Morgan's more that energy.

Danny

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• Added: December 02, 2014

Peter: Mindy, your boyfriend groped me. You are a beard.
Mindy: Oh no, it's happening again.

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• Added: December 02, 2014

Rule #1 with a baby, don't use it as a human shield.

Morgan

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• Added: December 02, 2014

Today, I went out and bought curtains, and I closed them before I...relaxed.

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• Added: December 02, 2014

Right now, I am grown up who living like The Situation.

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• Added: December 02, 2014

I don't need friends, I have a girlfriend. That's the whole point of a relationship, so I always have my little buddy to watch The Weather Channel with me.

Danny

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• Added: December 02, 2014