I can't go back to England. I've forgotten all the words.

Jeremy

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• Added: September 30, 2014

Danny: You know I'm annulled.
Mindy: That's only in the eyes of God. That means less than nothing.

• Permalink: That's only in the eyes of God.
• Added: September 30, 2014

I can never repay to and don't plan to.

Mindy

• Permalink: I can never repay to and don't plan to.
• Added: September 30, 2014

Tax evasion is a serious crime. You're stealing from America. Are you proud of yourself? You're stealing from the Grand Canyon. The Liberty Bell.

Danny

• Permalink: You're stealing from the Grand Canyon.
• Added: September 30, 2014

Are you from McFadden Steakhouse? Did you find my shoe?

Mindy

• Permalink: Did you find my shoe?
• Added: September 30, 2014

The INS got less interested when they found out I was rich and white

Jeremy

• Permalink: The INS got less interested when they found out I was rich and white
• Added: September 30, 2014

Did you know people are buying jeans with holes already ripped in them?

Danny

• Permalink: Did you know people are buying jeans with holes already ripped in them?
• Added: September 30, 2014