The Mentalist

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The mentalist

It's the butler! It's the butler! I've always wanted to say that!

Jane

She's just praying. She's scared and so am I. If I could find somebody to pray to then I'd probably do the same.

Jane

Seriously, a man uses a bomb to rob a bank. This is baroque. Mysterious even.

Jane

Just me and my demons and their not going to hurt you.

Jane

You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.

Jane

Frankly, this is less thrilling than you advertised and possibly wrong.

Lisbon

Jane: If Director Bertram wanted a CBi presence to jump off a cliff would you and your CBI presence jump off that cliff?
Lisbon: If there was overtime, sure.

Hydrangeas don't lie. Well, if they talked they wouldn't lie.

Jane

I agreed I shouldn't help. Didn't say I wouldn't.

Cho

Jane: Wouldn't that be spoiling the fun?
Lisbon: For you. Spoiling the fun for you.
Jane: That's the fun that matters.

Keep breathing. You'll be fine.

Cho

I used to be that kid. If I had the chance to mess with a cop I'd do it.

Cho
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The Mentalist Season 3 Quotes

When you tell me boring things, I set them free immediately. It saves on overcrowding.

Jane

Lisbon: You're lying."
Jane: You can't tell that I'm lying.
Lisbon: Yes, I can tell.
Jane: Liar, liar pants on fire.

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