Objection. You said murder. Thomas McAllister may have shot and strangled himself.

Jane

You guys didn't answer my question. Did anyone narc on me?

Jane

Sorry, scanning long range frequencies is like… I don't have a metaphor. It's hard.

Wiley

Lisbon: Remember, Jane is a psyhic.
Abbott: A pretend psychic. If you haven't told him, chances are he doesn't know.

You are a terrible liar. I like that in a man.

Teresa

People only talk to me like this when it's doing something shady for Jane.

Wiley

Check you out. Good looking and helpful.

Lisbon

Marvin: Just a bunch of fat guys in pleaded shorts as far as the eye can see.
Jane: That's a vivid image.

I can't promise she won't hurt anyone. I can try to restrain her but I can't promise.

Jane

One of your members murdered somebody. We'd like to talk to someone about that.

Jane

Even a broken clock gets to be right twice a day.

Jane

Fischer: You ever wonder what Jane thinks about it?
Cho: Never.
Fischer: Really, why not?
Cho: My brain would explode.

The Mentalist Quotes

Belinda Bittaker: You can sneer at me all you'd like.
Patrick Jane: I will, thank you.

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.