Margo: This feels weird as fuck.
Alice: Just don’t move.
Fen: Did you poke her brain parts?
Alice: How does that feel?
Margo: Like you just stuck a flash drive into my jello hole. Ugh, oh my god, I feel something coming through. What the fuck?
Fen: Oh channel Josh is live.
Alice: How does it feel?
Margo: Like I’m getting acupuncture inside my brain, but it doesn’t hurt. Well thank god he’s alive, except where the shit face Jesus is he?
Fen: Wait, why is Penny in Taker-land?
Kady: That’s not, that’s not that Penny. That, that’s Penny, my Penny.
Alice: Wait, that would mean that Josh is in the Underworld.
Margo: No, no, no, that would mean…
Fen: Josh is dead.

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Julia: Oh my god. Eliot, I did it; it worked.
Eliot: Yes, now do it for real.
Julia: What?
Eliot: I’m sorry.
Julia: You motherfucker. You incepted me.
Charlton: Your baby’s strong. It took three castings to deceive it.
Eliot: I had to make you believe it, so I had to tell you the spell was something else.
Julia: Honestly, fuck the both of you.
Eliot: Get mad later. Use the adrenaline right now. Do it again, now, Julia.
Julia: Go to hell. My baby is awesome.
Eliot: Celebrate later. Escape now. Keys.

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Hades: So did you come here to watch me play videogames or what?
Alice: Our friend is trapped in the Underworld, but he isn’t dead.
Hades: Wow, how’d he manage to do that?
Kady: Well, he’s gifted at screwing up. Can you please help him?
Hades: Sorry can’t.
Kady: Of course you can. You run the Underworld.
Hades: I did, but then I quit.
Alice: You what? Can you even do that?
Hades: I can do what I want.
Alice: But why? Our friend, he’s not supposed to be there.
Hades: You think death is fair? You think life is fair? Skip the sales pitch Kady, as I know your life; I know you know better. Give me one reason why you deserve to be treated any better than the rest of us, and I’ll help. Otherwise, you’re messing up my game.

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Hades: Look, there’s nothing to say. It’s not the same, your grief and mine.
Alice: I disagree. I think when you lose someone…
Hades: When you die, you go somewhere. You know how I know? Because I built it for you, to help you. Quentin, Penny, I eased their passage. There’s no Underworld for gods.
Alice: What happens to you?
Hades: I don’t know. We’re not supposed to die, but she did, and that’s all I get to know ever. You see, you die someday, but I won’t.

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Penny 23: You’re not a guardian of space time. You’re a junkie.
Elaphus: I wasn’t lying.
Plum: You used the signal to find us, so you can take what we have to use for yourself.
Elaphus: I wasn’t lying about what I do. Time travelers are so rare, but you spend your life chasing them to unflap every butterfly wing, it feels like they’re everywhere. I’m just trying to stop idiots from destroying the entire universe.
Penny 23: Oh, it’s interesting that idiots include everyone except you.
Elaphus: Tell me most people can be trusted. Tell me more power makes people better, no. I thought so. I have been keeping this whole thing together by myself forever.
Plum: You didn’t think you could ask me for help?
Elaphus: Oh, I tried a few times with a few of you when I was your age. I believed in people.
Plum: You mean back before you thought you were better than anyone else.
Elaphus: You can’t understand unless you’ve seen what I have and I wouldn’t wish that on the devil. It’s why I put you here. Maybe, one day you’ll know enough to thank me.

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