The Magicians Season 5 Episode 8: "Garden Variety Homicide" Quotes
Josh: OK, that’s it. I’m not buying it.
Eliot as Margo: Not buying what?
Josh: Any of this -- emotional, agreeable, patient. You’re not Margo.
Eliot as Margo: Who else would I be?
Josh: This is Fillory. I don’t know, you could be a hallucination or a shapeshifter or an agent of the Dark King.
Eliot as Margo: So you’ve been wanting to talk to me for weeks about what happened between us, but when I finally apologize you accuse me of being possessed.
Josh: Right, apologize, does that sound like Margo to you?
Eliot as Margo: Fine, maybe I was saying what you wanted to hear because you never let up. You keep trying to get me to talk about something I don’t want to talk about.
Josh: OK, fine, I get that.
Eliot as Margo: You want to know the truth: You picked someone who will never put first. There’s no fixing Margo -- I mean me -- because chances are if I had to relive it, I’d make the same decision. So stop asking me to apologize for something I don’t feel sorry about.
Josh: Now you sound like you.
Alice: How long ago?
Hamish: Five years. You?
Alice: A lot less. So, how long until it feels less like it’s eating all of you?
Hamish: I’m kinda still waiting.
Alice: I just feel like I’m gonna be swalking whatever I am forever.
Hamish: I did too. It starts like this tight ball in your chest, but over time it gets lighter because it just kind of spreads into the rest of you.
Alice: It’s like your own personal symbiote.
Hamish: Yeah, kind of, except not murderous and weirdly paper-focused. Just sad.
Hamish: Make it to a year. It’ll still suck, but it gets quieter. I promise.
Penny: What the hell was Coldwater doing with instructions to something so powerful?
Alice: I have no idea.
Eliot: How fucked up is it that I miss him?
Margo: El, there’s nothing wrong with you. He was hot and complicated. Those are the ones worth banging. You’ve just had some shitty luck with boys so far, that’s all. It doesn’t mean that you don’t deserve love or won’t ever find it.
Eliot: Well, at least I have better luck with friends.
Julia: Uh hey Fen, can I ask you something?
Julia: Lately, I’ve just been feeling a little bit off. If we were on earth, I’d know what to do, but is there like a magic plant or something out here that I can pee on to find out if I’m …