The Last Man on Earth
Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Season 2 Episode 9: "Secret Santa" Quotes
What you're looking at is the decoration version of Bruce Banner. But someone just made him very angry and over the next few days he's about to become THE CHRISTMAS HULK!!
Carol
Yuletide greetings, braheem, Santa's here early this year and he's got two huge lumps and a big ol' Christmas sack.
Phil
I see you looking at me, Terry. Judging me, right? Think I'm a big disappointment, huh? A big loser? Well, you try living in a pod for three years with nothing but a bunch of worms, huh? Or try watching all of your loved ones die from two hundred miles up in space. How'd you think that'd make you feel, huh? Huh, Terry? Hm? Got nothing to say? Oh, of course not, no that's right. 'Cuz you're just a worm, a stupid little useless worm who eats his own turds. Yeah.
Mike Miller
I call it Frosty's lair. It's where Frosty comes to think.
Carol
Come here, you little Vixen. The reindeer, not the whore.
Carol
Carol: Shut the front door, there's more to this chair?
Erica: This chair is from Oprah's studio audience!
Carol: No way, shut all the doors in the house, Erica!
Captain Mike Miller, signing off.
Mike
Todd, I know things haven't been great between us. We broke up because we're different. You're warm and caring and you see the world through rose-colored glasses. And me, I'm... I know I can be cold and negative and my glasses are basically crap-covered. But that's what made me fall in love with you.
Melissa
