Lewis: I was a surgeon.
Erica: That's amazing! Carol and I, we're pregnant.
Lewis: No no no, for trees. A tree surgeon.

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Carol Pilbasian: Have you learned your lesson about not using firearms?
Melissa Scharte: Yes, yes.
Carol Pilbasian: Firearms are not the answer. I stand by that.

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Pat Brown: Do you like hair?
Gail Klosterman: What?
Pat Brown: Hair. Do you like it? On guys?

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It took me a while to figure out Tandy wasn't a dangerous lunatic but in fact, the man of my dreams.

Carol Pilbasian

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