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Will: What if we were to have good timing. For even an hour. What would that look like?
Alicia: I think that would look like an exceptional moment.

Alicia: I'm constantly spilling it. What's the real you?
Will: Uncontrollable bladder syndrome.

Diane: Did you know we have a sex offender in our mailroom? The baritone at the Christmas party.
Will: I...I can't process that right now.

Without her, he's a john who overpaid for a prostitute. With her, he's Kennedy.

Democratic Committee Chairman

Have you seen reality TV during the day? It's like, I don't know, the last days of Pompeii.

Owen

Eli: This will only take a minute and it's important.
Alicia: I'm about to argue for a woman's life. Is it more important than that?
Eli: Okay, I thought I could top that.

Jackie: I know what happened in hour house! I was your housekeeper, you know.
Alicia: I have no idea what that means, Jackie.

Jackie: Why are you so upset Alicia?
Alicia: Jackie, do you hear my voice? Do I sound upset?
Jackie: No, but these words are so hostile.
Alicia: The next time you try to turn my children against me, I will keep them permanently off limits to you.

Stephanie: There seems to be a whole subdivision of erotica devoted to devoted wives.
Alicia: good to know.
Stephanie: I hope you're not offended. Men masturbate when they think of you. It's almost an honor when you think of it.
Alicia: No, even when I think of it, it's not an honor.

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