Fun little update. Michael was feeling a bit overwhelmed, so new plan. I'm the architect.

Eleanor

Your big revelation...is life is complicated?

Judge

Michael: If you eat anything at this IHOP you will literally explode.
Jason: Yeah, I know. It's IHOP.

Can someone grab my tiny boyfriend please?!

Eleanor

Eleanor: I mean bleh! What am I saying? This house is stupid and you're lame and I hate you.
Chidi: I love you too.

There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions.

Tahani

Here's some champagne for you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for the champagne you sent me.

Eleanor

Tahani: Why are you crying?
Jason: I just like being a part of things.

This is how I always got out of Escape Rooms! If you break enough stuff they throw you out!

Eleanor

You're sharp, and you're strong. You make fun of me a lot. You once called me a human snooze button. But you also showed up in my classroom when I was drowning in despair and canned chili and you basically saved my life.

Chidi

Great. So I don't feel like myself for two seconds and it breaks the universe?

Eleanor

You're barfing Wikipedia over everyone to avoid talking about your feelings.

Eleanor

The Good Place Quotes

There really is an afterlife. I can't wait to have breakfast with Kant, and lunch with Michel Foucault, and then have dinner with Kant again so we can talk about what came up at breakfast!

Chidi

It's a rare occurrence, like a double rainbow, or someone on the internet saying, "You know what? You've convinced me I was wrong."

Michael