The Good Place Quotes
Michael: If you eat anything at this IHOP you will literally explode.
Jason: Yeah, I know. It's IHOP.
Your big revelation...is life is complicated?Judge
Eleanor: I mean bleh! What am I saying? This house is stupid and you're lame and I hate you.
Chidi: I love you too.
Can someone grab my tiny boyfriend please?!Eleanor
Tahani: Why are you crying?
Jason: I just like being a part of things.
This is how I always got out of Escape Rooms! If you break enough stuff they throw you out!Eleanor
There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions.Tahani
Here's some champagne for you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for the champagne you sent me.Eleanor
You're sharp, and you're strong. You make fun of me a lot. You once called me a human snooze button. But you also showed up in my classroom when I was drowning in despair and canned chili and you basically saved my life.Chidi
Great. So I don't feel like myself for two seconds and it breaks the universe?Eleanor
You're barfing Wikipedia over everyone to avoid talking about your feelings.Eleanor
Janet you did it! You brought us into your void! If I had a heart it would be pounding!Michael