Tucker: Sam, how did you get in here?
Theo: Really, that's the question you want to lead with? A man is sitting in your living room in the middle of the night holding a gun, and you want to know my method of ingress?

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Max: I'm fine, I don't need you to mother me.
Tom: Is that what I'm doing? Cuz that's gonna put a serious damper on our sex life.
Max: I think the bitch with a two by four already took care of that.

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I'm not sure what's more troubling, that you're talking to Joe Carroll or that you're quoting him

Scott

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I'm not a trick pony. I'm not just here to do your bidding, at least not without a little foreplay first.

Joe

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