I'm tense. I eat when I'm tense!

Nick

Pete: Hey, Nicolito. No sexo, por favor.
Nick: Get out of here.
Pete: Put that phone down!

Pete: See what you're doing there, Nick? You're giving her all the power. Checking your phone. Making sure you got service. Did she call? Didn't she call?
Nick: Shut up.

Nick: What are you saying? That I look like a lonely schlubby loser? Is that what you're saying? Is that the deal?
Pete: No, Nick, not at all. In fact, you're looking good these days. You've been working out. I can tell. A little bigger up top, tighter in the middle, and you've got that bead thing going. Hey and that yoga's paying off too. Your butt, very firm.

Pete: What are you doing? You called her didn't you?
Nick: Maybe. Maybe, yeah I left her message or two. Two messages.
Pete: Nicky.
Nick: C'mon this is complicated. Don't call her. Call her. Texting, Facebook, intersect.

Email is way too impersonal. You need to text her. But only after you Facebook stalk. You know, see if she commented on the date, or if there is pictures of her with other guys making out.

Zoe

Pete: She is way too hot for him. Girls that hot don't go for anyone less than an eight.
Nick: What are you talking about? How about a guy with charm, or humor, or girth?

The Defenders Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Email is way too impersonal. You need to text her. But only after you Facebook stalk. You know, see if she commented on the date, or if there is pictures of her with other guys making out.

Zoe

Pete: She is way too hot for him. Girls that hot don't go for anyone less than an eight.
Nick: What are you talking about? How about a guy with charm, or humor, or girth?