You know, I don't get it Evan. One minute you're a construction worker, the next minute you're a cowboy, then you want to be a cop - what are you, The village People?

Riley

Lacey: Unhappy wife equals unhappy life.
Dale: I don't think that's the expression honey.

Give me the camera and I'll take these pictures. Then we need to talk about Dick. (Lacey laughs) I mean what you want to do with this Dick. (Lacey laughs harder) Lacey, will you stop it!

Riley

Selena: It pains me to say it, but I actually agree with Disco Barbie.
Riley: You hear that? It's the sound of hell freezin' over.

You know, if you had men like that at your spa givin' massages, you'd have men lined up around the block.

Taylor

Oh it's like I've looked directly into the sunlight and I'm scarred for life.

Riley

The Client List Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

You know, if you had men like that at your spa givin' massages, you'd have men lined up around the block.

Taylor

Oh it's like I've looked directly into the sunlight and I'm scarred for life.

Riley