The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 5 Episode 16: "The Vacation Solution"

Sheldon: This is now the only lab with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates and a restraining order signed by Carl Sagan.
Amy: Soap spots. Wash them again.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Amy: I'm excited to work with my boyfriend. It's going to be romantic.
Sheldon: Way to kill the mood.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Penny: So you're saying if I became a famous movie star, we got married, you wouldn't sign a pre-nup?
Leonard: Absolutely not! If I'm gonna be stuck at home with the kids while you're on location cheating on me with Ryan Gosling ... then Leonard gots to get paid.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Amy [looking at Penny]: You would fetch a unicorn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: You know I'm a big believer in breaking bad news to a guy when you're in bed with him. That's how I told my high school boyfriend I slept with his brother. That's how I told his brother the same thing.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Berndette: Oh, I don't know. I don't want to manipulate him with sex.
Penny: Oh, sweetie ... that's what sex is for.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Lobster traps?
Sheldon: Yes. That's how Velma and Scooby smuggled Shaggy into the old lighthouse.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Good Lord! Would you stop that caterwauling?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

University President: I hear Afghanistan is nice this time of year.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 15: "The Friendship Contraction"

Astronaut Mass: No problem ... Fruit Loops.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Wine and a girl in the dark ... he's going to be bored out of his mind.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: You call that a glowstick? [Pulls out his light saber and turns it on.] That is a glowstick!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Oh, how about Rocket Man?
 • Rating: Unrated

Howard: You can't do "Buzz." Buzz is taken
Raj: Buzz Lightyear is not real.
Howard: No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Raj: Well, are you talking about when he thought he was real?
Howard: No
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: Sheldon, that's not what girlfriends are for. Although, you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Leonard: 'Sup
Sheldon: 'Sup
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: I got pretty exciting NASA news today. Next week I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.
Penny: What does that mean?
Bernadette: He's gonna to learn to poop in space.
Howard: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Raj: Maybe your nickname should be "Brown Dynamite."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: To amend the words of Toy Story -- "You've not got a friend in me."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leonard: I am sick of the Roommate Agreement.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: They put you under for a cleaning?
Sheldon: They have to -- I'm a biter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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