The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Quotes
I hear Afghanistan is nice this time of year.University President
No problem ... Fruit Loops.Astronaut Mass
Wine and a girl in the dark ... he's going to be bored out of his mind.Sheldon
You call that a glowstick? [Pulls out his light saber and turns it on.] That is a glowstick!Leonard
Oh, how about Rocket Man?Raj
Howard: You can't do "Buzz." Buzz is taken
Raj: Buzz Lightyear is not real.
Howard: No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Raj: Well, are you talking about when he thought he was real?
Sheldon, that's not what girlfriends are for. Although, you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?Penny
Howard: I got pretty exciting NASA news today. Next week I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.
Penny: What does that mean?
Bernadette: He's gonna to learn to poop in space.
Howard: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Raj: Maybe your nickname should be "Brown Dynamite."
To amend the words of Toy Story -- "You've not got a friend in me."Sheldon
I am sick of the Roommate Agreement.Leonard
Raj: They put you under for a cleaning?
Sheldon: They have to -- I'm a biter.