The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Quotes (Page 8)

Season 6 Episode 14: "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"

Raj: It worked. We printed a whistle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: I read his research and ... it's leaps and bounds ahead of mine. Which means the mommy of the smartest physicist at the university is not my mommy as I thought. It's his mommy.
Amy: Sheldon, I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better. May I offer you a consoling hug?
Sheldon: What do we have to lose?
Amy: How's that?
Sheldon: I feel like I'm being strangled by a boa constrictor. Why did you stop?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I'm not interested in being published in Mad Magazine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: Welcome to the Thunderdome, Kripke.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leonard: Maybe it's a shipping problem.
Howard: What?
Leonard: Maybe Wesley Snipes and Toucan Sam just got action figures that look like you guys.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: My wife came with both fun bags and money bags.
 • Rating: Unrated

Howard: Well, I wanted everyone to know that I love me wife and nobody to know I forgot to turn off the laser.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 13: "The Bakersfield Expedition"

Leonard: Fine, but set them to stun. If we vaporize Penny, I'll never find a girlfriend that pretty again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Are they actually arguing about comic books?
Leonard: No, that can't be right.
Howard: Maybe "Thor's Hammer" is a new color of nail polish.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: Well, what if Hulk picked up Thor while Thor is holding the hammer.
Amy: Yeah?
Bernadette: Then by the transitive property of picking things up Hulk picked up the hammer.
Amy: No. Hulk picked up Thor. Thor picked up the hammer.
Penny: Okay, hang on. If I go to a bar and pick up a guy and he picks up a girl and then we all leave together. Did I pick up the girl?
Amy: Did that ever happen?
Penny: Hey, are we talking about me or are we talking about Thor?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Did we at least rent the car from Enterprise? Get it? Enterprise? Screw you. That's funny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cop: You guys need me to call someone? I'm guessing your moms?
Leonard: Thanks, but we've got it covered.
Howard (walks up): Okay, I just talked to my mom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: If Harry Potter's wand can make decisions, why can't Thor's hammer?
Amy: Ok, if you're going to start comparing wands and hammers, I can't even take you seriously.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Raj: Wool pants in the desert. I feel like I've got poached testicles.
Leonard: Oh, you poor thing, you're sweating. That is so much worse than having your car stolen.
Raj: Your insurance is going to buy you a new car. It's not gonna de-funk my junk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Come on, let's just start walking. There's got to be a gas station or something nearby.
Sheldon: What, you think just because you are wearing a captain's uniform, you're in charge?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Alright.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Penny: Oh, Thor. He's hot.
Stuart: Yeah, he kind of is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amy: All right, well, who's the best superhero?
Stuart: Shh! You can't ask a question like in here. Are you trying to start a rumble?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stuart: Can you please stop staring? They're just girls. It's nothing you haven't seen in movies or drawings.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: Why are they staring?
Amy: Who cares? Just soak it in. Hello, Boys.
 • Rating: Unrated

Howard: Look, Leonard. There's a bridge. Drive off it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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