The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Hey! I was humming. One point for Hufflepuff.Sheldon
Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.Sheldon
Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
Sheldon: My mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.
Penny: I'm sorry honey, I don't know it.
Sheldon: I’ll teach you. [Singing] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. Now you.
No one calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!Sheldon
Leonard: I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what's your point?
I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.Sheldon
How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?Sheldon
Just because you have that accent doesn't mean what you say isn't stupid.Howard
Howard: Wipe that smug smile off your face.
Bernadette: I can't.
If there were a list of things that make me more comfortable, a list would be at the top of that list.Sheldon
How many grown ups do you know with Mr. Spock oven mitts?Leonard
Excuse me, no one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do. Siri comes close, but I know more jokes.Sheldon