Hey! I was humming. One point for Hufflepuff.


Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.


Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
Penny: What?
Sheldon: My mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.
Penny: I'm sorry honey, I don't know it.
Sheldon: I’ll teach you. [Singing] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. Now you.

No one calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!


Leonard: I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what's your point?

I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.


How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?


Just because you have that accent doesn't mean what you say isn't stupid.


Howard: Wipe that smug smile off your face.
Bernadette: I can't.

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If there were a list of things that make me more comfortable, a list would be at the top of that list.


How many grown ups do you know with Mr. Spock oven mitts?


Excuse me, no one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do. Siri comes close, but I know more jokes.


TBBT Quotes

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

Bernadette: I had a plan. I kept leaving Dove bar wrappers around to explain any weight gain.
Amy: Where did you get empty Dove bar wrappers?
Bernadette: From all the DOVE BARS I ATE. I'M PREGNANT. Try to keep up!