Oh you know, the Lone Star state, that should be its yelp rating.

Sheldon

I thought I'd let Harry Potter... make things hotter.

Amy

I'm not sure. Earlier tonight things began organically and now it's feeling forced... like all the Pirate's of the Caribbean sequels.

Sheldon

Raj: Don't come to the hospital. We're headed home.
Penny: Well, that was fast. Did she sneeze the baby out?

Childbirth, looming coitis. This is a banner night for female genitals!

Sheldon

Sheldon: This is for you. I was going to wrap it but touching Scotch tape gives me the heebie jeebies.
Amy: I'll put it on the list with peaches and felt.

He's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they still make them.

Sheldon

Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally needy third wheel way before you came along.

Raj

Leonard: You're good at revenge. How would you get him back.
Penny: Well, my go to move is usually sleep with the person's boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.

Sheldon: Come along, Amy. I know when I'm not wanted.
Amy: I dont think you do, but alright.

It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing. I skipped kindergarten.

Sheldon

If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?

Sheldon

TBBT Quotes

Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.