Are you sure? You've never really been with a man. Do you really want to start with one that's 6'7"?

You're inviting him into your home. It's intimate. It's where your underpants live.

Bernadette

Do you sing along with the greatest hits of Elvis Presley with that mouth?

Sheldon

Hey! I was humming. One point for Hufflepuff.

Sheldon

Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.

Sheldon

Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
Penny: What?
Sheldon: My mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.
Penny: I'm sorry honey, I don't know it.
Sheldon: I’ll teach you. [Singing] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. Now you.

No one calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!

Sheldon

Leonard: I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what's your point?

I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.

Sheldon

How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?

Sheldon

Just because you have that accent doesn't mean what you say isn't stupid.

Howard

Howard: Wipe that smug smile off your face.
Bernadette: I can't.

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Penny: What actor holds the record for being named People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive?
Sheldon: William Shatner!
Leonard: I don't think it's Shatner.
Sheldon: Then it's got to be Patrick Stewart

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.