Oh you know, the Lone Star state, that should be its yelp rating.

Sheldon

I thought I'd let Harry Potter... make things hotter.

Amy

I'm not sure. Earlier tonight things began organically and now it's feeling forced... like all the Pirate's of the Caribbean sequels.

Sheldon

Raj: Don't come to the hospital. We're headed home.
Penny: Well, that was fast. Did she sneeze the baby out?

Childbirth, looming coitis. This is a banner night for female genitals!

Sheldon

Sheldon: This is for you. I was going to wrap it but touching Scotch tape gives me the heebie jeebies.
Amy: I'll put it on the list with peaches and felt.

He's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they still make them.

Sheldon

Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally needy third wheel way before you came along.

Raj

Leonard: You're good at revenge. How would you get him back.
Penny: Well, my go to move is usually sleep with the person's boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.

Sheldon: Come along, Amy. I know when I'm not wanted.
Amy: I dont think you do, but alright.

It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing. I skipped kindergarten.

Sheldon

If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?

Sheldon

TBBT Quotes

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

Sheldon: It's a bust of Sir Isaac Newton.
Penny: Oh sure, sure. Very Christmasy.
Sheldon: Well, excuse me, it's much more Christmasy than anything you put on the tree.
Leonard: Here we go...
Sheldon: December 25th, 1642. Julian calendar. Sir Issac Newton is born. Jesus, however, was actually born in the summer. His birthday was moved to coincide with the traditional pagan holiday that celebrates the winter solstice with lit fires and slaughtered guts, which frankly sounds like more fun than twelve hours of Church with my mother, followed by fruit cake.