Oh you know, the Lone Star state, that should be its yelp rating.


I thought I'd let Harry Potter... make things hotter.


I'm not sure. Earlier tonight things began organically and now it's feeling forced... like all the Pirate's of the Caribbean sequels.


Raj: Don't come to the hospital. We're headed home.
Penny: Well, that was fast. Did she sneeze the baby out?

Childbirth, looming coitis. This is a banner night for female genitals!


Sheldon: This is for you. I was going to wrap it but touching Scotch tape gives me the heebie jeebies.
Amy: I'll put it on the list with peaches and felt.

He's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they still make them.


Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally needy third wheel way before you came along.


Leonard: You're good at revenge. How would you get him back.
Penny: Well, my go to move is usually sleep with the person's boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.

Sheldon: Come along, Amy. I know when I'm not wanted.
Amy: I dont think you do, but alright.

It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing. I skipped kindergarten.


If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?


TBBT Quotes

What do Sheldon Cooper and the black hole have in common? They both suck.

Professor Hawking

Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?
Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage."
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.