The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Penny: Wait a minute, you mention his birthday and he vanishes?
Leonard: Where's that information been this whole time?
Bernadette: How is that a drunk text?
Amy: He used a period instead of a question mark. He's so wasted!
Leonard: You know what we should do?
Sheldon: All go out and get vasectomies so this doesn't happen to us?
I shouldn't be raising a kid! I don't even eat my own vegetables.Howard
Leonard: Why, 'oh no'?
Sheldon: Because this changes everything. What about comic book night? What about playing games together? What about our trips to Disneyland? How can we do those things with a child around?!"
We're gonna be parents! We're gonna get to board planes first! I'm finally gonna get to see what's in that family bathroom at the mall!Howard
Bernadette: Well why did you put your finger near it's mouth?
Howard: Poor judgement, obviously.
Penny: Now is that a smart thing to say on a holiday that's basically national sex night?
Leonard: I'm sorry. You're pretty. I'm stupid.
Penny: That's crazy. We have reservations.
Leonard: I know.
Penny: So what did you say?
Leonard: Thanks, sorry to bother you. But I said it like a badass.
You know, once I ordered an Uber by accident. I just got in it and went somewhere.Sheldon
I just gave you my virginity, woman. Cool your jets!Sheldon
Meemaw: No wine for me. Sheldon's bringing me my whiskey.
Sheldon: There you go, Meemaw. I made it just how you like it. A lot, in a glass.