The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Oh you know, the Lone Star state, that should be its yelp rating.Sheldon
I thought I'd let Harry Potter... make things hotter.Amy
I'm not sure. Earlier tonight things began organically and now it's feeling forced... like all the Pirate's of the Caribbean sequels.Sheldon
Raj: Don't come to the hospital. We're headed home.
Penny: Well, that was fast. Did she sneeze the baby out?
Childbirth, looming coitis. This is a banner night for female genitals!Sheldon
Sheldon: This is for you. I was going to wrap it but touching Scotch tape gives me the heebie jeebies.
Amy: I'll put it on the list with peaches and felt.
He's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they still make them.Sheldon
Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally needy third wheel way before you came along.Raj
Leonard: You're good at revenge. How would you get him back.
Penny: Well, my go to move is usually sleep with the person's boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.
Sheldon: Come along, Amy. I know when I'm not wanted.
Amy: I dont think you do, but alright.
It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing. I skipped kindergarten.Sheldon
If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?Sheldon