I'm still human, Penny. Not getting invited to my own son's wedding is difficult to ignore.


Sticks and stones may break my bones, but sticks on chairs are comfy.


You know the golden rule of line etiquette. No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.


Atom of Hydrogen, Adam of Maroon 5. Mic drop.


That offer is only good until the third trimester. I can't risk getting amniotic fluid on my spot.


Sheldon. Oh come on. Roller coasters, caffeine, runny eggs. I've been avoiding these things all my life, and now because you're pregnant, you have to.

Wine again? No, thank you. I like my grapes the old fashioned way. In a juice box.


Raj: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.
Leonard: I'm sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.

If Sheldon's testosterone dipped, he'd become a butterfly.


If it's a boy, I'm gonna have to teach him to play catch. Which means I'm going to have to Google how to play catch.


Sheldon: Are you up to date on Game of Thrones?
Penny: I think so. Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead.

Sheldon: We're only watching Game of Thrones. A party sub implies it's a party.
Leonard: Your attendance implies it's not.

TBBT Quotes

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?
Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage."
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.