The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Raj: Well I can't eat like a ten year old all the time.
Penny: You're dating somebody! Who is it?
Oh my god. I just got it. Fun onions. Funions. Hahahaha!Raj
Leonard: She took my Where's Waldo!
Sheldon: Well no, no. He's over there.
Leonard: Oh yeah, there he is.
Howard: And how single are you right now?
Raj: Eating cake on the toilet single.
Why would she keep something from me? I shared my body with that woman. And my Netflix password.Sheldon
If we're all gonna die, why am I eating so much kale?Raj
Oh, I don't mind. I'm very good at complaining. If it were an Olympic Sport I'd complain about what a stupid sport it is, and then I'd take home the gold.Sheldon
I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we watch the news or something?Penny
Sheldon: Do you know what else I love about you? Your handwriting is impeccable!
Stuart: Thank you for noticing!
Sheldon: I mean it. I mean, it's like you have the soul of a label-maker.
I've been babysitting him way longer than you have.Raj
Howard: There's a baby in there!
Bernadette: Oh yeah, that's where I put it.
I hope it's not a West Coast party, because according to the man on the radio, a West Coast party don't stop.Sheldon