The Big Bang Theory Quotes
For future reference, if I want to watch mean girls, I'll stream on Netflix.Sheldon
Are you sure? You've never really been with a man. Do you really want to start with one that's 6'7"?
You're inviting him into your home. It's intimate. It's where your underpants live.Bernadette
Do you sing along with the greatest hits of Elvis Presley with that mouth?Sheldon
Hey! I was humming. One point for Hufflepuff.Sheldon
Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.Sheldon
Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
Sheldon: My mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.
Penny: I'm sorry honey, I don't know it.
Sheldon: I’ll teach you. [Singing] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. Now you.
No one calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!Sheldon
Leonard: I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what's your point?
I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.Sheldon
How on earth can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?Sheldon
Just because you have that accent doesn't mean what you say isn't stupid.Howard