The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Quotes (Page 3)

Season 6 Episode 22: "The Proton Resurgence"

Professor Proton: Just- just call me Arthur.
Sheldon: Leonard ... Did you hear that? Professor Proton said I should call him Arthur. That means we're friends.
 • Rating: Unrated

Howard: Son of a bitch, she's gone.
Bernadette: Where'd she go?
Howard: I don't know. She didn't leave a note.
Bernadette: You were the one who was supposed to put her back in the stroller!
Howard: No, I wasn't! You were!
Bernadette: No, I wasn't!
Howard: Yes, you were!
Bernadette: Well, you throw like a girl.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: Leonard?
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: I still can't sleep.
 • Rating: Unrated

Howard: Classy dog.
Raj: Yes. Also, don't forget to close the toilet or she'll drink out of it.
Howard: I feel for ya I have a psychotic mommy, too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Howard: How'd you get him to come to your house?
Sheldon: As Professor Proton says, "There is no problem you can't solve if you use your noggin."
Leonard: And, he wrote him a check.
Sheldon: Yeah, that too. A big check.
 • Rating: Unrated

Howard: Why don't you put her in a kennel?
Raj: Why don't you put your mother in a home?
Howard: To be honest, she'd do better in the kennel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leonard: It was pretty cool.
Penny: Aw, so cute when you use the word "cool" wrong. Like when kids say "pasghetti."
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 21: "The Closure Alternative"

Sheldon: Well, that all stinks. No wonder you all got cancelled. Bye.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Raj: I do have a pretty balls-to-the-wall moisturizing regime.
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Raj: No wrapper's gonna tell me what to do, unless it's Jay-Z.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Raj's girlfriend: Who's your favorite player?
Raj: Not Brian Boitano, that's for sure.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Amy: Missed one. Now your wish can't come true.
Sheldon: Lucky for you because I wished you were dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: I've got to go be more butch. Tootles.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Howard: However long you think the foreplay should be, triple it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: You don't know what it's like to feel completely frustrated. To have a-a desire build up within you and be denied any opportunity for release.
Amy: Yeah. Sounds like a drag.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: All I'm saying is we live in a world where closure isn't always an op...
Sheldon: ...tion. Okay.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Howard: So take what's in that blog and use it to get her pants off.
Raj: Why do you have to make everything so filthy? Why couldn't you just say the blog is like her giving me the key to her heart?
Howard: The key to her heart. That's nice. Were you quoting someone or is it tattooed on the small of your back?
Raj: I was quoting a man who knows a thing or two about women: Sir Elton John.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amy: I'm sorry you're upset. You know, Sheldon, sometimes people seek the comfort of physical contact in moments like this.
Sheldon: I am not flying back to Texas just so my mom can give me a hug.
 • Rating: Unrated

Howard: People change names on blogs to protect their privacy. Roger is Raj.
Raj: Oh, I always thought, if I had a white name, it would be Gavin.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Mummy was right. American girls are sexually voracious devils.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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