The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Raj: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.
Leonard: I'm sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.
If Sheldon's testosterone dipped, he'd become a butterfly.Leonard
If it's a boy, I'm gonna have to teach him to play catch. Which means I'm going to have to Google how to play catch.Howard
Sheldon: Are you up to date on Game of Thrones?
Penny: I think so. Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead.
Sheldon: We're only watching Game of Thrones. A party sub implies it's a party.
Leonard: Your attendance implies it's not.
Raj: Actually, I'm seeing both of them.
Leonard: You mean like through their window from behind a bush?
We'll never win. You always play the drinking game.Sheldon
Penny: What team did you get?
Leonard: Hufflepuff. From Harry Potter.
Penny: That's not what the forest smells like.
Sheldon: Well how would I know?
I was enjoying some virtual reality. You ruined it with your actual face.Sheldon
Oh man, when I come out of the closer I'm gonna nail those guys. [pause] Yeah. I heard it. Shut up.Raj
I have an old teddy bear I secretly wiped my nose on for years.Sheldon