Childbirth, looming coitis. This is a banner night for female genitals!

Sheldon

Sheldon: This is for you. I was going to wrap it but touching Scotch tape gives me the heebie jeebies.
Amy: I'll put it on the list with peaches and felt.

He's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they still make them.

Sheldon

Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally needy third wheel way before you came along.

Raj

Leonard: You're good at revenge. How would you get him back.
Penny: Well, my go to move is usually sleep with the person's boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.

Sheldon: Come along, Amy. I know when I'm not wanted.
Amy: I dont think you do, but alright.

It's not my fault I'm bad at sharing. I skipped kindergarten.

Sheldon

If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?

Sheldon

While you're bothering the world's most famous scientist, be sure to show him how funny he looks getting stuck under our dishwasher.

Bernadette

Honestly, I just want you to be quiet, but I'm all out of taffy.

Amy

Who leaves their bike in the hallway? You know, if I knew how to ride one, I'd steal it.

Sheldon

Everything is stupid, and I want to go home.

Sheldon

TBBT Quotes

James Earl Jones: Why don't you and your friends come to Comic-Con with me?
Sheldon: Really?
James Earl Jones: Of course. And San Diego is right across the border from my favorite city on Earth, Tijuana.... where I'm taking you every night!
Sheldon: Ay-yi-yi.
James Earl Jones: Ay-yi-yi. Bang. Bang.

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.