The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Wil Wheaton: Leonard, a moment ago, you were dead set against Penny resuming her acting career, but now you're all for it. Is it fair to say she played you like a violin?
Leonard: Yes it is, Wil.
Amy: Is this how the rest of the night's gonna be?
Sheldon: I don't know the future.
Penny: What?! A few thousand people listen to you talk about nerd stuff?
Wil Wheaton: Again, right in the ears, straight to the feelings.
What if he's in prison? What if he's a spy? What if he's in a Beatles cover band? I'm just saying if he's got your nose and haircut, he'd make a killer Ringo.Raj
Sheldon: I'll give you three guesses why I'm so irritated.
Howard: Something happened different from the way you wanted it.
Sheldon: I guess news travels fast.
Sheldon: Is that the attitude to helped you get Penny?
Leonard: No, but I don't have three years to make that gate feel sorry for me.
Bernadette: Leonard makes you watch that [Game of Thrones] too?
Penny: No, no. I like that show. It's got dragons and people doing it.
Sheldon: Play that funky music, white boy!
Leonard: I'm surprised you know that reference.
Sheldon: What reference?
Sheldon: Would you like to play a physics car game I invented called "I Can't Spy"? It's all the nail biting tension of "I Spy," but the added fun of sub-atomic particles and waves outside the visible spectrum.
Leonard: If it's half as much fun as "One Times Ten to the Fourth Bottles of Beer on the Wall," I'm in.
We won't know if there's equality until female Thor has a baby, and the avengers are cool with her pumping breast milk at work.Amy
Bernadette: Did she throw anything away?
Howard: Nope. If I find my foreskin, I'm gonna kill myself.
Oh, please. I have ideas all day long. Reverse Sea World, where dolphins are allowed to pet people. A new clothing size in between medium and large, called "marge." Snow White retold from the point of view of Sneezy. Why won't Doc prescribe him something? We finally find out.Sheldon