Raj: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.
Leonard: I'm sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.

If Sheldon's testosterone dipped, he'd become a butterfly.

Leonard

If it's a boy, I'm gonna have to teach him to play catch. Which means I'm going to have to Google how to play catch.

Howard

Sheldon: Are you up to date on Game of Thrones?
Penny: I think so. Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead.

Sheldon: We're only watching Game of Thrones. A party sub implies it's a party.
Leonard: Your attendance implies it's not.

Raj: Actually, I'm seeing both of them.
Leonard: You mean like through their window from behind a bush?

We'll never win. You always play the drinking game.

Sheldon

Penny: What team did you get?
Leonard: Hufflepuff. From Harry Potter.

Penny: That's not what the forest smells like.
Sheldon: Well how would I know?

I was enjoying some virtual reality. You ruined it with your actual face.

Sheldon

Oh man, when I come out of the closer I'm gonna nail those guys. [pause] Yeah. I heard it. Shut up.

Raj

I have an old teddy bear I secretly wiped my nose on for years.

Sheldon

TBBT Quotes

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as it always has, rock crushes scissors

Sheldon