Maybe there are other things we have in common. Come dinner time, do you enjoy eating food?

Raj

Penny: How come you don't ever eat broccoli?
Leonard: I'm married. I don't have to be attractive.

Raj: Well I can't eat like a ten year old all the time.
Penny: You're dating somebody! Who is it?

Oh my god. I just got it. Fun onions. Funions. Hahahaha!

Raj

Leonard: She took my Where's Waldo!
Sheldon: Well no, no. He's over there.
Leonard: Oh yeah, there he is.

Howard: And how single are you right now?
Raj: Eating cake on the toilet single.

Why would she keep something from me? I shared my body with that woman. And my Netflix password.

Sheldon

If we're all gonna die, why am I eating so much kale?

Raj

Oh, I don't mind. I'm very good at complaining. If it were an Olympic Sport I'd complain about what a stupid sport it is, and then I'd take home the gold.

Sheldon

I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we watch the news or something?

Penny

Sheldon: Do you know what else I love about you? Your handwriting is impeccable!
Stuart: Thank you for noticing!
Sheldon: I mean it. I mean, it's like you have the soul of a label-maker.

I've been babysitting him way longer than you have.

Raj

TBBT Quotes

Penny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle that solves life's problems, and that's an Oreo. Or a Nutter Butter, if you're in a pinch.

Sheldon

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.