The Big Bang Theory Quotes
I was enjoying some virtual reality. You ruined it with your actual face.Sheldon
Oh man, when I come out of the closer I'm gonna nail those guys. [pause] Yeah. I heard it. Shut up.Raj
I have an old teddy bear I secretly wiped my nose on for years.Sheldon
Oh, they went to the store to get solder. Which is metal you melt to make science things.Penny
Wouldn't it be funny if after all your years of hard work, I'm the one who makes the big scientific discovery?Penny
Soup, sandwiches, and emasculation. Just like my mom used to make.Leonard
Howard: See he's not wearing a tie.
Leonard: Well, he's a patent attorney. Maybe his tie is pending.
Are you suggesting a limited liability cooperation? Because I did not LLC that coming.Sheldon
Is the fetus helping you? Because that's cheating.Howard
Penny: Sheldon, did you draft the contract?
Sheldon: You bet I did.
Penny [to Amy]: You're gonna make out so hard tonight.
You're more than just my roommate. You're my partner.Leonard
Bernadette: What kind of cake do you like?
Sheldon: My favorite is chocolate with strawberry frosting, three layers. And if there's writing on it, make sure it's not all caps. I don't want my dessert yelling at me.