The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Quotes (Page 2)

Season 6 Episode 23: "The Love Spell Potential"

Sheldon: See what happens when you let girls play D & D.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Raj: I like you a lot and that's scary for me. Mostly because you're a proven flight risk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: This isn't alcohol. It's a potion that makes me like you.
Leonard: Double potion, please.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: It would -- fun? Yeah, okay, three weeks ago, you brought crunchy peanut butter but now you want the girls to play D & D -- do you have a drug problem?
Leonard: What's the big deal?
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: Oh, it's not so bad. You lost money, you're filled with shame, and you got groped by a stranger. That's Vegas. You nailed it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bernadette: Long story short. She's on the no-fly list and we might have been followed here by a drone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: You're right. I should finish the game. I take my plus-one longsword stab myself in the face with it. I'm dead. I've got a date with a girl. Bye!
 • Rating: Unrated

Leonard: See, Howard is just as good a dungeon master as I am.
Sheldon: As good? You just got pantsed in the school yard four eyes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Sometimes change is good. You were worried about Zachary Quinto being the new Spock, but you ended up liking him.
Sheldon: Leonard, please, every time the topic of change comes up you throw Zachary Quinto in my face. I'm upset the mailman has a new haircut -- Zachary Quinto. I'm upset daylight savings time started -- Zachary Quinto. I'm upset daylight savings time ended -- Zachary Quinto. I'm saying this for the last time. Zachary Quinto was a weird, wonderful, unrepeatable event, so stop using him against me.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Raj: We have a new rule if no one talks for three minutes you can just hang up. I'm so into her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: Vegas here we come.
Bernadette: No husbands. No boyfriends. No rules
Amy: No rules. We're not going to get drunk and have a six-way with the Blue Man Group, are we?
Penny: No.
Amy: So there are some rules.
Bernadette: Okay. No husbands. No boyfriends. Some rules.
Amy: Thank you. VEGAS!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 22: "The Proton Resurgence"

Professor Proton: At this point, I'm just glad that I get to ride down the stairs.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Professor Proton: And, the puppeteer, who did Gino, well, he also ... did my wife.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Professor Proton: I'm having trouble with my pacemaker.
Leonard: I'll call for help.
Penny: Any chance we could plug it into the potato?
Professor Proton: No.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: If you don't mind me asking, uh, the potato clock -- how does it work? Is it a trick clock or a trick potato?
Professor Proton [to Leonard]: What do you two talk about?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Professor Proton: I power a clock with a potato.
Penny: Shut up! You can do that? I mean ... wouldn't that solve the world's energy crisis?
Professor Proton: No.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: When this all blows over, remember that voice. It's kind of a turn-on.
Bernadette: It turns you on when I sound like Raj?
 • Rating: Unrated

Professor Proton: I'm ... I'm awake, right? This is happening?
 • Rating: Unrated

Professor Proton: You-you two are-are physicists, and-and want me to do a children's science show?
 • Rating: Unrated

Professor Proton: Is the blond girl really your girlfriend?
Leonard: Yes, sir.
Professor Proton: You're the genius.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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