The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Quotes (Page 10)

Season 6 Episode 12: "The Egg Salad Equivalency"

Penny: Molecules.
Leonard: Okay. come with me.
Penny: Where are we going?
Leonard: To my bedroom. So, I can take everything off but those glasses. And, maybe the boots.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Thanks to you, I know better than to ask if you are menstruating. And, based on your behavior, I don't have to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: I wasn't screwing around with anyone.
Raj: Of course not. She was just sniffing around your goods because she was hunting for truffles.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leonard: Can I tell you a secret?
Penny: What's that?
Leonard: All these women chasing me, I kinda do feel like Captain Kirk.
Penny: Can I tell you a secret?
Leonard: Sure.
Penny: Keep talking about Captain Kirk and we're all going to stop.
Leonard: Message ... received.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: I meant ALL women are slaves to their biological urges. Even you. You're a slave.
Mrs. Davis: I'm a what?
Sheldon: I'm just saying at a certain point in a woman's menstrual cycle...
Mrs. Davis: Don't. Stop. You can't say that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alex: I have to go.
Sheldon: So does this fellow, but he can't without it burning like hot soup.
 • Rating: Unrated

Alex: What did I do?
Sheldon: You don't know? Oh, you poor dear. Your ovaries are squirting so much goofy juice into your brains you don't even know which way is up.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Leonard: It's nice to have a young, attractive woman sniffing around the goods.
Raj: I both hate you and want to be you. It's Ryan Gosling all over again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: I talk with my eyes.
Howard: You look like my little cousin when he's dropping one in his diaper.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: Not one cereal mascot is a girl. It's a total breakfast sausage fest.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Giant Jenga! I win.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 11: "The Santa Simulation"

Santa: Ho, ho, ho, you big dork!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Okay, so Wolowitz and Stuart are paralyzed, Santa's dead, and I picked this over sex with my girlfriend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amy: You think that's bad. In college, I passed out at a frat party and woke up with more clothes on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: I grew up in a house full of crazy academics. Instead of leaving Santa milk and cookies, we had to leave him a research paper. And, in the morning you could tell he'd been there because that paper would be graded.
Sheldon: No wonder you love Christmas. That sounds amazing.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Raj: I bought her a couple drinks and she gave me her email address.
Bernadette: "jennifer@notevenifyourethelastguyonearth.loser"
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: Wait, doesn't anyone have a-a Rod of Resurrection? If you've got one, I need it bad. Get in here with your rod and give it to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stuart: What's wrong with Christmas?
Sheldon: Where to begin? Trees indoors, overuse of the words "tis" and "twas," and the absurd custom of one stocking. Everyone notice socks belong in pairs. Who uses one sock?
Howard: A pirate with a peg leg.
Sheldon: Actually, that helps. Thank you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: You see, I have to play Dungeons and Dragons ... for the marriage.
Bernadette: You're an idiot.
Howard: I'm your idiot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: By rolling dice and playing make believe with little figurines?
Sheldon: Like a bunch of savages.
 • Rating: Unrated

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