The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Your element does not exist!Leonard
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There's also a time to stop eating too many jelly beans. And it's when you're ten.Raj
Howard: She spends half the time licking her butt.
Raj: And the other half licking my face.
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How can you not be happy? You're tall, thin and famous. Oh, my God. I'm jealous of Sheldon.Penny
Sheldon: Well, I'm not just some trained monkey dancing for coins.
Leonard: Of course not. People love trained monkeys.
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Not cool, bro. I'm starting to think you're not the kind of guy I want dating my wife.Zack
I just vomited on a lot of clowns.Sheldon
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Bernadette's Dad: Hey, Sheldon, what do you say we go outside and throw around the old pigskin.
Sheldon: This is a Jewish house. I don't think they have pigskins.
Mrs. Wolowitz: Did someone say "pigskin"?
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She's so tiny. It's funny when she's mad.Sheldon
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