I hope you're right. Because a grown man living with his brother and his brother's wife is weird.

Sheldon

So did you defile my mother, or not?

Sheldon

Excuse me, that is my mother you're talking about! However accurately...

Sheldon

I'm telling ya, I'm not on drugs. The government is out to get me!

Howard

Alfred: I have prayed to God many times... to turn my wife into a pillar of salt.
Mary: Well he came close. He turned her into a block of ice.

You can't ignore it. It's not that postcard that says it's time to go back to the dentist.

Raj

Mother, she's an atheist, not a vampire.

Sheldon

Penny: And when I dropped her off at the hotel, she even gave me a hug.
Leonard: Did she think you were choking, or...?

I'm still human, Penny. Not getting invited to my own son's wedding is difficult to ignore.

Beverly

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but sticks on chairs are comfy.

Raj

You know the golden rule of line etiquette. No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.

Sheldon

Atom of Hydrogen, Adam of Maroon 5. Mic drop.

Leonard

TBBT Quotes

Stephen Hawking: You made an arithmetic mistake on page two. It was quite a boner.
Sheldon: No, no ... that can't be right. I-I don't make arithmetic mistakes.
Stephen Hawking: Are you saying I do?
Sheldon: Oh, no, no, no, of course not. It's just, I was thinking.... Oh, gosh, golly, I made a boo-boo and I gave it to Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking: Great, another fainter.

Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?
Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage."
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.