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The Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 20 Quotes

Well, you should. 50% of marriages end in divorce, but 100% of make-your-own-sundae bars end in happiness

Sheldon

Yeah, I hate wedding receptions. Yeah, I wish the bride and groom would take a cue from Bilbo Baggins. Slip on the ring, disappear and everyone goes home.

Sheldon
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