The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Parking Spot Escalation" Quotes (Page 2)

Amy: At some point, they're bound to lock horns.
Penny: I'm assuming these are some kind of horns they bought at Comic-Con?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: Leonard, you're my best friend. Why don't you ever take my side.
Leonard: Because I can never understand your side!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Well, that's some salty language. May I remind you that you're the president of a major university, not president of the Potty Mouth Club. There it is again. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Oh, I'm sorry for your loss. Good night, sir.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: Meanwhile, you still don't have a car.
Sheldon: Don't try to change the subject. This is about a parking space. It has nothing to do with cars.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Raj: Mummies and zombies are the exact same thing.
Leonard: Oh yeah. Mummies are wrapped in bandages.
Raj: That's called a fashion choice.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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