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You make sissy on your belt buckles? Mee-Maw's forks never had that.

Sheldon

Sheldon: That's a lot of belt buckles.
Howard: Funny thing is, I only have one belt.

Howard: Let me try gangsta: Hells naw.

Leonard: Raj, you're our group historian. Has Sheldon ever begged before?
Raj: Three times. He begged the Fox network not to cancel 'Firefly.' He begged the TNT network to cancel 'Babylon 5.' And when he got food poisoning at the Rose Bowl Parade, he begged a deity he doesn't believe in to end his life quickly.

Howard: Sheldon, you are a condesending jerk. Why on earth would I want to do something nice for you?
Sheldon: Um ... to go to Jewish heaven?
Howard: Jews don't have heaven.
Sheldon: Then to avoid Jewish hell?
Howard: Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish hell.

Howard, you go ahead and eat. This isn't going to make any sense to you.

Sheldon

That's amazing. You'll be like his pit crew.

Leonard

Howard: So, I got the craziest email this morning.
Raj: I hate to burst your bubble, dude, but those penile enlargement pills do not work.
Howard: Believe me I know.

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