The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Habitation Configuration" Quotes

Amy: Yikes, this guy is worse than Wil Wheaton.
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Sheldon: You insulted my woman. I'm here to defend her honor.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Get the Mad Hatter on the horn, I'm having a tea party.
Penny: You might want to pace yourself.
Sheldon: I drink tea all the time. I think I know what I'm doing.
Penny: Far be it from me to criticize a man with a full pubis.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Howard: Boy, if these walls could talk.
Leonard: They'd say, "Why does he touch himself so much?"
Howard: Yeah.
 • Rating: Unrated

Howard: So, this one's on God.
Bernadette: That might be a little more convincing if you didn't have a mouth full of bacon cheeseburger.
Howard: My religion's kinda loosey-goosy. Basically, as long as you have your schmekel clipped and don't wear a cross, you're good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Wow, Amy's mad and Leonard was right. What a weird day.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Eat one of your Luna bars. Very often when women think they're angry they're really just hungry.
Amy: I'm not hungry!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon[to Wil Wheaton after handing him a Wesley action figure]: Feel free to play with yourself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wil Wheaton: You do realize I'm doing this for free, right?
Amy: Yes and so far we're still not getting our money's worth.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Amy: You'll have to forgive me. This is my first time directing. I just want it to be good.
Wil Wheaton: So, do I.
Amy: Great. So, this time let's try more real boy and less Pinocchio.
And action.
Wil Wheaton: And cut.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

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