If you like meatloaf, I'm sure you'll like its cousin, bowl of meat.

Howard

So they're both trying to make each other happy, and the end result is that they make each other sad? That's hilarious.

Sheldon

Oh, Double Stuffed Oreos. I remember when I could afford you.

Raj

Leonard: I don't want to take my shirt off at Comic-Con.
Sheldon: If I may speak for Comic-Con, we don't want that either.

If you don't know how to make lasagna, Google does.

Bernadette

Penny: Please, I went to your boring thing last month!
Amy: My aunt's funeral?

Oh, let me guess. You guys are planning your fantasy accounting firms.

Penny

The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 17 Quotes

Penny: Please, I went to your boring thing last month!
Amy: My aunt's funeral?

Oh, let me guess. You guys are planning your fantasy accounting firms.

Penny