The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Bakersfield Expedition" Quotes (Page 2)

Stuart: Can you please stop staring? They're just girls. It's nothing you haven't seen in movies or drawings.
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Bernadette: Why are they staring?
Amy: Who cares? Just soak it in. Hello, Boys.
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Howard: Look, Leonard. There's a bridge. Drive off it.
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Amy: When did Howard learn to sew?
Bernadette: When he was a little boy, every couple months, he'd have to let his mother's pants out.
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Penny: Oh, this is the best. You have booze with breakfast on a Tuesday, you have a problem. You do it on the weekend, you have brunch.
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Penny: Damn. You have more make-up than I do. You've got better make-up than I do. Yep, I'm borrowing ing this.
Leonard: Hey, hey, hey. This is my comic con make-up. I love you, but there are some things a man doesn't share with his girlfriend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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