That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 1: "That '70s Pilot" Quotes
Donna: Eric, relax. We've lived next door to each other forever. You could've had me when I was four.
Eric: Really? And there I was all day long on the hippity hop.
Fez: I, too, must go to the bathroom. Eric?
Eric: No, it doesn't work that way with guys.
Kelso: That's Fez. He's a foreign exchange student.
Jackie: Who did we exchange for him?