Donna: Eric, relax. We've lived next door to each other forever. You could've had me when I was four.
Eric: Really? And there I was all day long on the hippity hop.

Fez: I, too, must go to the bathroom. Eric?
Eric: No, it doesn't work that way with guys.

Kelso: That's Fez. He's a foreign exchange student.
Jackie: Who did we exchange for him?

That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Eric: If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me.
Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk.

Kitty: Well, the kids are off. I wonder where they went.
Red: Out of town.
Kitty: How do you know?
Red: I told them not to.